It’s the ultimate sign of acceptance. The Queen has invited Kate’s family to join the Diamond Jubilee flotilla. Carole and Michael, Pippa and James will be on board a Mississippi-style paddle boat, refurbed with a disco and bar inside. Rock on! Charles’s trusty aide Michael Fawcett, who left amid a ‘selling gifts for cash’ scandal a while ago and came back to Bucky P as Chuck’s personal party organiser (you know this guy is good fun, right?) will be on board too. Bet Kate and Wills are royally peed off they’re on the dry old Spirit of Chartwell with the senior royals now!