A diet of frozen grapes, steamed fish and edamame and the occasional mention of a treadmill…Ff is fascinated with all the ways Victoria Beckham stays in shape.
Not even four kids and approaching 40 has had an effect on her slender frame and yes, we are well jeals.
But after the fashion designer posted a picture of her birthday celebrations on Facebook, we now know just how hard she works to stay thin.
No M&S Victoria (how unfitting) sponge cake, no Hummingbird bakery Red Velvets, not even so much as a whiff of chocolate cream icing.
Instead, Victoria rung in her 38th with a fruit platter.
We can’t even spot a calorific bit of banana.
Well done V, your self-discipline astounds us.
We’re off the the gym. Goodbye.